as if i don’t have enough things to do, i’ve been staying up late at night planning what will, i hope, be the 3rd best party ever. (wait–4th, if you count my 30th b-day bar crawl. and i {kind of} do.) first, there was the greatest baby shower of all (!) and, then, the 1st birthday party of all 1st birthday parties (theme? Henri!) and, now, there will be an alphabetilicious party, better than your most committed abecederian could plan.
okay. having looked that up. that word does NOT mean what i thought it meant. and it definitely doesn’t mean what most people today think it means, otherwise i never would’ve heard of it.
yes, that’s right. your ears are not fooling you. this year’s theme will be (of course!): The Alphabet.
you're invited!
believe it or not, this isn’t actually a radical idea for a toddler’s birthday party. i’ve already found cake designs, meal plans, pre-school appropriate activities, AND about a billion color sheets. um, no. we will *not* be coloring. this isn’t pre-school, goddamnit. it’s a friggin’ party, for God’s sake!!!
so, get your game on. practice your cursive letters. and make sure you know which smalls go with which bigs. because in less than 3 months, a showcase of the world’s smartest 2-year-old’s alphabet knowledge will be on display. join us. if you dare.
p.s. i {additionally} challenge you to bring an alphabet-inspired, if not outright intellectually stimulating, gift. handmade is A-Okay.
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